McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
Mmmmm, that's right. The infamous Filet-O-Fish. This thing gets such a bad name by everybody who HASN'T EATEN ONE. The first thing people say when I ask why they don't want to try one is, "Do you really trust fish from McDonalds?!" Uh... YEAH, I DIDDLY-DO. It's a goddamn brick of whitefish, that gets breaded and flash frozen, and then deep fried in scalding hot oil. None of the imaginary fish germs that you're imagining could even survive those extreme temperatures. So if you'll push aside your scepticism, and check this baby out, you'll be happy. Mind you, if you don't like fish sticks and tartar sauce, than don't bother, because this is not the sandwich for you. Kanye West likes fishsticks, and he's not even a gay fish, he's a lyrical genius! I bet he loves this sandwich, and you should too (if you don't get the South Park reference, you're a homo). To set things off, McDonalds cooks the bun unlike any other bun. They steam it! It gives it this soft fresh texture that totally kicks ass. Then they put on some tangy tartar sauce, some breaded fish, and a half slice of cheese (yeah what the fuck, a half slice, I dunno why but whatever)... So you bite into this sandwich, and it TASTES SO GOOD. It's definitely the most different thing on their menu, but it's such a classic. That's why it's been around forever. Try one out if you haven't yet. Word of advice though, don't get the Double Filet-O-Fish... I don't  know who's stupid idea that was, but two fish patties on a single burger is a little overkill. ALSO, make sure you eat this fresh. If you get it to go, and wait until you get home to eat it, you lose the warm steamed bun texture, and cold fish sucks when it's not sushi. ALSO ALSO, if I hear someone tell me that they don't trust the Filet-O-Fish again, I'M GONNA FORCE FEED YOU FILET-O-FISHES UNTIL YOU GET SICK. THEN YOU'LL HAVE A GODDAMN REASON NOT TO LIKE THEM.