A&W Cheddar Bacon Uncle Burger
Folks, what you see in front of you is your lord and savior. The holy grail. The father, son, and the holy ghost. The higher being that is, UNCLE BURGER. Yeah. This is the best fucking hamburger you can get. Not just better than all fast food, but better than gourmet restaurants, and better than homemade. This burger has so much flavor, you may form an addiction. This starts on the bottom bun with ketchup, mild dijon mustard, thick crinkle cut dills, and red onion. "Dijon mustard on a fast food burger?" you're thinking? YEP. IT'S DAMN CLASSY. Then, on top of them is a THICK, JUICY, perfectly cooked sirloin patty. "Wait does he mean sirloin steak, the most flavorful cut on a cow?" YEP. IT'S DAMN TASTY. This ain't no "angus" bullshit like McDonalds. Have you ever heard of an Angus cut of steak? NOPE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST. Angus is a breed of cow, so an "Angus" burger doesn't specify it has anything to do with steak. It's just a big ground beef patty. The Uncle burger has a SIRLOIN patty. REAL GROUND STEAK. ANYWAYS, Atop this juicy patty is a slice of REAL cheddar. No processed stuff here. Then some thick crispy bacon... Fuck. Is your mouth watering yet, because mine is, and I want another one of these. Omg. ANYWAYS... On top of that, you've got two slices of tomato, iceberg lettuce, and some creamy mayo, all held together by a perfectly toasted bun. It's toasty tasting, but still soooo soft. SO. If you want to feel what it's like to go to burger heaven, EAT THIS. If you want to take a trip of TASTY WORLD, starting in TASTYTOWN, driving to YUM-CITY, sailing to DELICIOUS ISLAND, climbing MT. MOUTHWATER, worshipping UNCLE JESUS BURGER, and then flying back to Tastytown, THAN EAT THIS BURGER. If you don't like this burger, I guarantee you, that you are a fuckface. I don't think anybody can find me a better burger...