This is a tasty tasty burger. Spicy pep-jack chz. Some spicy orange whatever sauce, and some spicy crispy onions. Totally yum-dawg. Whoppers are usually pretty damn satisfying though cause they're big, and heavy. Floppy and Juicy. Dripping with mayo... Oh god it's getting steamy in here... I love burger king... especially when they make things spicy. BUT. I have one complaint about this sandwich, and pretty much every one they make. THEY NEVER PUT ANYTHING ON THE BOTTOM BUN and way they cook the meat, combined with how soft their buns are, makes the butt-bun a floppy meat sog-bread crap ass thing. Paired with the fact that they usually throw them together like assholes, especially on Whopper Wednesdays. The lettuce is always giant white hunks, the tomatoes aren't ripe yet, there's like a litre of ketchup, and it's been sitting under a lamp forevz. ADVICE: IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A WHOPPER AND WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT TASTES LIKE, DON'T GO ON HUMP DAY. YOU'LL GET HUMPED OVER. Yeah it's a little cheaper, but you can tell. Fortunately, the test subject I've reviewed, as you can see from the above picture, has perfect tomato slices, proper lettuce, and perfectly distributed sauce. I AM QUITE IMPRESSED WITH THIS SAMMICH. If you like Whoppers, and you like spicy, get this Whiplash Whoppa. It's better than the Angry Whopper. LIMITED TIME ONLY NIGGUHZ. NIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHZ.
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