Yeah it's good, whatever. It's fuckin mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, popcorn chicken, and melted cheese in a bowl, whatever. You can't fuck that up. But I didn't even come here to review this stupid chicken bowl. I came to ask WHY THE FUCK does KFC call their value menu the $TREET WI$E menu? What the fuck does chicken have to do with the $treets? Anyone who refers to themself as "street wise" usually includes it in a sentence that goes, "yo dawg fuck skool, i aint do dat shit, but i'm not dumb 'cause i'm STREET WISE." The worst part though, is that the logo is this flashy gold with $'s for S's. What are you trying to say here KFC? People who order from the cheap menu are poor, but $treet wi$e? OR do you want it to be more like "Yo, just cuz I ball hard don't mean I can't save some dollaz on my fried chicken." Like, was that the prerequisite to join NWA? Dre was like "Yeah I buy my chicken at KFC..." Eazy-E's like, "Yo this niggaz got dope beats... AND HE'S $TREET WI$E ABOUT FOOD? WELCOME ABOARD." Who the fuck even approved that name? Sure as fuck wasn't Colonel Sanders. Was there an entire board room meeting and everyone was like, "YEAH SURE." Were there no other ideas? What about WALLET WI$E? I think that's waaaaay fuckin' better. That took me like 2 seconds to think of too. KFC should put me in charge... First task, change the name of the poor menu. Second task... Make the Double Down a PERMANENT menu item, because that shit is OFF THE CHAIN.
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