Quizno's Chipotle Chicken Sandwich
Quizno's rules. Quizno's toasts this shit in a real oven, not some fucking convection microwave at Subway that turns bread into hard bullshit. Their ingredients are so quality, they've got those delicious pepperoncini's FOR FREE. They're toasted, perfectly, with delicious sauces, and their meats, are so... fucking... juicy. This Chipotle Chicken is no exception. Tender strips of chicken breast, wonderfully smoky chipotle sauce, melted cheese, and tasty real bacon make this thing a sensation. The other thing I love about quizno's, is that that their subs have actual recipes, so you go in and say, CHIPOTLE CHICKEN and you don't stand there and pick the sauces and veg. I'm not a goddamn chef. I don't always know what kind of sauces go best with meats. YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK SHOULD TASTE GOOD. They even have sauteed onions and mushrooms. Those things BELONG on a steak sub. You can make your own subs too if you so desire, but just trust them, cause they'll make you a good sub. If you like beef-dip, they have the greatest. Real beef au jus, and real fuckin prime rib. omg... delish.  Subway pisses me off too, like fuck. Don't toast my sandwich until it's on fire. Even when I say, HALF THE TIME, the fucking retard "sandwich artists" don't understand you can open a microwave without it beeping. I TOLD YOU HALF THE FUCKING TIME YOU FUCKAN DUMPASS. NOW, BY THE TIME I GET TO THE END OF MY SUB, IT'S LIKE THE SAHARA DESERT AND IT'S FALLING APART AND CUTTING MY MOUTH. Holy shit. Also, I hate how they advertise new subs and they're all "THIS IS OUR NEW ZESTY BAJA STEAK AND CHEESE SUB" and then you go there, and you ask for one, and they' say "you want cheese on this?" I DUNNO ALADDIN DOES CHEESE COME ON A STEAK AND CHEESE? DID I ASK FOR A STEAK AND CHEESE? FUCK. Then they ask you what kind of sauce you want on the sub? WELL IF I ASK FOR ANY SAUCE OTHER THAN THE ZESTY BAJA, THEN IT WON'T BE A ZESTY BAJA SUB YOU FUCKING RETARDS. Like, could you not just tell me "this comes with the baja sauce and monterey jack cheese, is that alright sir"? LIKE, WHY SHOULD I KNOW THE INGREDIENTS THAT COME ON THIS SPECIALTY SUB? I DON'T WORK HERE... Okay holy did I ever get carried away there. That's just how much I hate Subway. Every sub-shop is way better. Especially Quizno's. So go there people. Get whatever you want because it's all delicious.