Dairy Queen, oh Dairy Queen... Her Majesty the Dairy Queen. How art thou so sweet, yet so spicy? Yes... in my head, there is a Fast Food Kingdom, and it is ruled by the king himself, Burger King, and his queen, the Dairy Queen. Burger King rules the kingdom with his firm fist of POWERFUL OVERSIZED WHOPPERS, and the Queen lightens up the mood with her DELICIOUS ICE CREAM TREATS. With this balance, the kingdom stays quite happy. However... the queen has a dark naughty side, and the proof is in the Flamethrower. Although this sandwich isn't extremely spicy, it's got enough kick to leave some heat on your tongue. This is surprising as you don't usually get spicy burgers from fast food joints, especially from a place that makes sweet creamy treats all day. It's nice too, because it's not just hot sauce added to a burger, but it's a unique spicy creamy sauce that envelops the burger with mouthwatering flavor. Every bite feels like a punch to your mouth, in a good way. Spice is always the best when it's accompanied by lots of flavor, and the Queen DELIVERS. Flame-sauce, pepper jack cheese, thick jalapeno bacon, juicy beef patty, and fresh lettuce and tomato, make a lovely burger. My mouth is watering right now just thinking about it. The nice thing too, is if you eat this at DQ, and you get too much spice in your gob, you can cool down with a cold, amazing blizzard... OMG MY MOUTH IS JUST WATERING SO BAD RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT TO GO GET THIS RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE DQ IS FUCKED AND ISN'T OPEN ALL NIGHT LIKE MCDONALDS IS. MCDONALDS HAS MCFLURRIES BUT THEY'RE HORSESHIT COMPARED TO BLIZZARDS, AND THEY DON'T MAKE ANYTHING CLOSE TO A FLAMETHROWER BURGER. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. I HAVE TO STOP WRITING THESE SO LATE AT NIGHT OR I'M GOING TO KEEP EATING THIS STUFF BEFORE BED AND TURN INTO A GIANT FATASS. =( Gosh darn... Sorry... Go get this burger though. It's a keeper.
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