Sunday, November 11, 2012

Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza
If you've ever wanted to eat pigs in a blanket, directly after a slice of pizza, than this is the meal for you. If you aren't an idiot, than don't bother. It's honestly 100% mediocre. It doesn't taste bad or anything, but the tastes don't really incorporate with each other. It feels like you're eating two completely different meals. I mean, if they would've used hot dogs as a topping, than it would've worked out, BUT THEY DIDN'T. I mean, you can put mustard on it to give the pizza that hotdoggy feel, but it doesn't make a difference anyways. Plus, if you're smart you would've already figured out that YELLOW MUSTARD ON YOUR PIZZA IS A PARTY. IT TASTES SO GOOD. HOT DOG STUFFED CRUST PIZZA DOES NOT. It's like... Okay. It made me wish I was eating a regular cheese stuffed crust pizza, because those are fucking FLAVOR CITY. It made me want one so bad, that I ordered one today and it was amazing. So... if you want to be coaxed into ordering a second pizza to satisfy your tongue, order this. Or, if you're like me, and just have to try it for yourself because it's new and ridiculous, then also try it. Do it fast because LIMITED TIME ONLY NIGGUHZ. If the previous was neither of you though, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. ORDER A CHEESY STUFFED CRUST PIZZA WITH EXTRA CHEESE, PEPPERONI, AND COVER IT IN YELLOW MUSTARD. YOU SHAN'T BE DISAPPOINTED. =)

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