Wendy's Poutine + Cheeseburger
Okay so I realize it's been like, 2 weeks since my last post. I've had a few people tell me to make a new post already. To those loyal fans I say, "FUCK YOU, PAY ME". Plus, what the hell do you expect from a guy who eats fast food almost every day. I'm kinda fuckin lazy. Plus, I'm busy. This isn't exactly my day job. I WISH. Damn... Anyways. Wendy's recently added a Poutine to their menu. I guess this makes McDonalds the only burger joint without a Poo-tin on their menu. A&W, KFC, Burger King, Harvey's, and now Wendy's have it. STUPID MCDONALDS. Well... Maybe not though. Maybe they realize that it probably wouldn't be very good. Something that Wendy's should've figured out. Yep... Not that good in my opinion; BUT THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. I run this fuckin place, not you. It all comes down to the gravy. I mean, their fries are FUCKING GREAT since they've changed them, and you can't screw up cheese curds, but their gravy is a really dark "beef" gravy, but it tastes like cloves or something. This really strong musty flavor leaks onto your tastebuds when you eat this shit. I imagine this is what it would taste like if you went and drank your dad's shitty old MUSK cologne. Not very appetizing. Old women probably like this poutine, because they also like Musk. That's why your mom is bangin' your dad. Also because they're married or some shit. Whatever... Maybe it suits your taste, but not mine. Also, look at all that fucking gravy. I don't think people at Wendy's completely understand how a poutine works. The curds go on the hot fries, and then they hot gravy get's poured over the curds, and you put a lid on it, and the curds melt into the perfect texture. This bitch hands over the poutine with like, half a teaspoon of gravy on that shit. PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS IS GOING TO MELT MY CURD. So I look at her, and I'm like "Excuse me, but could I get a little more gravy?" Sounding all polite. "Yeah ok" she says, and proceeds to dump a goddamn litre of gravy on my fries. You can't really see it, but by the time I got to the bottom of the tray, it was like soup. Gross... Disappointing too, because their fries are so damn good, but they dropped the ball on the gravy. I mean, you might as well try it anyways, because it might float your boat, but I think it sucks dong. They added Chili Cheese Fries as well, and those are pretty damn good; so you could always do that. Also, the cheeseburger was pretty good. They have some fresh ass ingredients lately. I did this review mostly for the poutine, but their burgers are way better than they used to be. Wendy's is doing some good shit lately, so I don't know why this poutine is such a garbage ass piece of crap. Maybe it's just my tastebuds though. If anybody has had this, or tries it, and doesn't agree with me, let me know in the comments below. I kind of wonder sometimes if I just have bad tastebuds...