HOT DAMN AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.What better way to start a new year, and cure your hangover, than with DELICIOUS BREAKFAST. It so happens that I'm about to talk about the MOST DELICIOUS BREAKFAST YOU CAN BUY AT A FAST FOOD JOINT. Yes, the breakfast burrito is so goddamn tasty, it's like your tastebuds are wearing party hats. You've got scrambled eggs on a soft flour tortilla plastered with good old processed cheese, some spicy sausage, and green and red peppers, then you OPEN THAT SHIT UP, and put a packet of McSalsa in each burrito, because that just SETS IT OFF. Mind you, nothing in here is really spicy at all, because this burrito is from McDonalds, not McPedros, but it's still tasty as hell. Way more flavor than most boring breakfast items. Sometimes I like to get extra salsa, and put it on my hashbrown too, because that's SMART and GOOD FOR YOU. If you're planning to take a trip to tasty town, you have to start your day off with something, and that's a tasty ass breakfast. This is the one for you. Does it get any better, you ask? Well yes... Because the combo COMES WITH TWO BURRITOS. I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND. That's right. So eat this, or you'll EAT MY DUST ON THE FLAVOR HIGHWAY, BECAUSE I'M CRUISING THAT SHIT LIKE A GODDAMN TASTY FREIGHT TRAIN. CHOOO CHOOO.
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