Alright, so I didn't take a picture of my food like I usually do. You know why? BECAUSE I COULDN'T WAIT THE 30 SECONDS TO TAKE THE PICTURE. I NEEDED THIS IN MY BELLY A-S-A-FRIGGIN-P. So I "stole" this picture from the google. SO WHAT SUE ME. I just can't help myself. There are so many times I don't bother taking a picture of what I'm gonna eat, because food makes me crazy, and I can't tame myself long enough to snap a photo. I couldn't tame myself for CB's either, but because I don't get there often, I had to do a review sans image(that was french). SO YOU'LL HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION. Ready? Okay! Imagine a soft sesame seed bun, housing a homemade all beef patty, covered in tangy bbq sauce, onions, and relish, and processed cheese. I don't know what happens, but, BBQSAUCE+ONION+RELISH=FUCKYEAH(that was a math equation). Plus, their fries are the BOSS. Crinkle fries, deep fried perfectly, so they are extra crispy on the outside, but still moist inside, and seasoned with some Lawry's salt to set it off. So fucking good. This entire combo kills it. I normally only review franchises, because everybody can check them out, but this is too good to pass up. Most people who read this live in Calgary anyways, because you're all my friends, and I don't have friends anywhere else. Wait, I don't have friends. WHO THE FUCK EVEN READS THIS SHIT LOL. STILL THOUGH, if you are reading this... There is only 1 CB's. It's in the Northmount area, and really out of my fucking way. But it's worth going there for sure. CB's is like it's a TASTYVILLAGE. SO TAKE A TRIP TO TASTYVILLAGE, EVEN IF IT IS FAR FAR AWAY. Get the Cheeseburger & Fries, and you won't regret it. If you do regret it, you're an idiot, and your tongue is broken. ALSO THIS PLACE IS LOCAL. SUPPORT THIS SHIT.
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