The King knows what's up. This sandwich is DELICIOUS. It's pretty basic looking, and not the most fancy looking thing, but it kicks ass. BK just released 3 new variants of their Original Chicken Sandwich, and this is one of those. I'm sure I'll be checking out the other ones. This ones is so good though, OH MAN. Eating this sandwich makes you feel like Mario Batalli just punched you in the face, and you landed in the seat of an Italian restaurant in ROME. Nah... probably not. I've never been to Italy. I bet if BK exists in Italy, and they introduced this sandwich, people would set the place on fire, because it's a complete abomination of Italian food... But that doesn't change the fact that it's DAMN TASTY. Their classic Original Chicken piece, on mozzarella, topped with marinara sauce, and covered in shredded parm. CHEEZE LOVERZ UNITE! If you gave this to a mouse, he would go to school, learn english, and come find you so he could thank you, because nobody understands mousey. THAT'S THE TRUTH. So really... You better go try one of these. Also, they've got a deal on right now where if you buy one chicken sangwich, you get another FOR FREE.
WHAT THE FUCK IS BETTER THAN FREE???
That's right. You gather up your gal, or your best friend, or your fucking dog, or a big appetite, and go get two of these babies. Don't go around dilly-dallyin and fucking around, because these sandwiches, and that deal, are LIMITED TIME ONLY NIGGUUUHHHHHHHHZ.
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