If you're from Calgary, you know all about the Stampede, because it's the best. Rodeos, free concerts, fireworks, carny-rides, and chicks without much clothing. But my faaaaavorite part of Calgary Stampede, is all that overpriced, artery clogging, greasy delicious food. BBQ beef on a bun is OFF THE CHAIN. Beef soaked in hickory BBQ sauce, dumped into a bun, makes for some tasty ass shit.Too bad you can only get it one month of the year. OH WAIT BITCH... YOU MEAN ARBY'S HAS THIS SHIT YEAR ROUND? AND IT'S CALLED AN ARBY-Q? THATS A CLEVER ASS NAME FOR A SANDWICH SO SIMPLE AND YUMTASTIC. FUCKIN LOVE ARBY'S. This is exactly what you expect. Some delicious roast beef soaked in BBQ sauce and put on a soft sesame bun. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? BUT WAIT, there's more. EVERYBODY KNOWS how awesome Arby's curly fries are. If you don't like them, you're a certified fuckface. Crispy, curly, seasoned potato heaven, make you wanna eat a boatload. But sweet jesus... Arby's has them LOADED with sour cream, cheddar sauce, and BACON. MY MIND IS BLASTED. THIS TASTES SO GOOD. It's not exactly a health conscious meal, but WHO CARES. This meal might make you lose weight anyways though because the sheer overload of tasty flavor will cause your TONGUE TO FALL OFF AND MAKE YOU SHIT YOURSELF. That's like 2 pounds you'll lose instantly. I'M THINKIN' ARBY'S.
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