Carl's Jr. Sourdough Breakfast Sandwich

This breakfast sandwich is, hands down, THE GREATEST. FUCKING. BREAKFAST. SANDWICH. EVER. People say "Good Morning" all the time because apparently it's a common phrase. I SAY NO MORE! You have not had a "Good Morning" until you've had this magical foodstuff. If your morning doesn't start with a Sourdough Breakfast Sandwich from Carl's Jr.... THEN YOU'RE MORNING IS BAD. IT'S A BAD MORNING. WELCOME TO YOUR SAD EXISTENCE. Except me. I had a good morning, oh lordy did I ever. Imagine biting into this sandwich for a minute with me. The sourdough bread is perfectly toasted, yet still has a lovely softness to it. It's lightly buttered, and houses a scrambled egg, and your choice of ham, bacon, or sausage. Oh... and what else is in there? Cheese? TWO SLICES OF CHEESE? A SLICE OF CHEDDAR AND A SLICE OF SWISS? YES. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IS ALSO BETWEEN THESE SOURDOUGHS.............. Did you just imagine that inside of your brain? Did you just wet your pants? Wow. That good huh... When you take a breakfast sandwich and place it in sourdough, you are bringing it to the next level. But when you include two slices of different cheese as well, YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON FOREVER. I highly suggest that ALL fast food restaurants adopt the sourdough option. It transforms the sandwich. Jack In The Box has a sourdough burger and it's DELIGHTFUL. Could you imagine a sourdough Big Mac? I can. I think I'm getting a tad too excited here. Regardless. If you can make it to a Carl's Jr. in the morning please do. But I would avoid their hashbrowns. They're those small little circle ones just like BK's. And they suck, just like BK's. Just get their awesome fries instead. Or maybe even... TWO SOURDOUGH SANDWICHES. omg...