Thursday, March 26, 2015

McDonald's CBO
McDonad's is making some bold statements in their ads for this sandwich. "Your new favorite" they say. "A legend in the making" claims their website. LISTEN FUCKERS. Don't go telling people what's going to be their new favorite sandwich. You think some MEDIOCRE chicken sandwich is going to replace the spot in peoples hearts of the LEGENDARY BIG MAC or the savory meaty sandwich that is the QUARTER POUNDER? IT WON'T. CBO stands for Chicken Bacon Onion... but It should stand for Chicken Boring OK. That wasn't very clever really... But you understand what I'm saying. You're following me. You're picking up what I'm laying down. You're catching my drift. You see what I mean. You're getting the picture. You're smelling what I'm stepping in. You're reading what I'm writing. CHICKEN BORING... OK? IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL. THE MCCHICKEN IS BETTER. BRING BACK MCPIZZA.

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