Tim Horton's Philly Cheesesteak Panini & Warm Kettle Chips
I wasn't expecting too much from this. Steak from a place that has no proper cooking equipment.... EHHHHH. But I was pleasantly surprised. The thin steak strips are mixed with peppers, onions, a coarse mustard, and cheddar cheese, and then put onto a REAL panini press. Yep. So although the steak is originally cooked in a microwave or something... The panini press adds real grill marks, and heats the sandwich evenly throughout. No dried ends from a goofy convection oven. The sandwich is awesome, and I definitely recommend it. BUT YOU DON'T GET OFF THAT EASY TIMMIES... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE CHIPS SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO CAMPING, AND YOU LEAVE A BAG OF CHIPS OUT ON THE PICNIC TABLE AND IT SITS THERE IN THE MORNING SUN... YOU WAKE UP WITH A HANGOVER AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT ANYTHING AROUND... SO YOU PICK UP THE CHIPS THAT ARE WARM FROM THE SUN AND YOU EAT THEM AND THEY TASTE STALE AND THEY'RE GROSSLY WARM, AND THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE EATING THEM IS FOR SOME SORT OF SUSTINENCE? THIS IS WHAT THESE CHIPS ARE LIKE. THEY'RE FUCKING MICROWAVED PLAIN CHIPS, AND THEY TASTE EXACTLY LIKE THAT. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY TIM. THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE THEY WERE JUST CUT, AND FRIED FRESH IN THE BACK. THEY TASTE LIKE YOU OPENED UP SOME PLAIN MISS VICKIES CHIPS, NUKED AND..... I MEAN FOR FUCK SAKES GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THEY ARE AWFUL. You guys have merged with Burger King recently.... I'm sure they have some spare deep fryers to throw your way because YOU NEED THEM YOU STUPID SHIT. YOUR HASHBROWNS ARE AWFUL TOO. YOU CAN'T JUST MICROWAVE ALREADY FRIED POTATO PRODUCT. WHY MUST YOU BUILD ME UP, JUST TO KNOCK ME DOWN. THIS WAS ALMOST A PERFECT LUNCH.