BK Whopper Chz & Buffalo Chicken Strips
Everybody needs to eat more Whoppers, because you will have a happier life. SHORTER, but HAPPIER. It's HUGE. Not like, tall from toppings. IT HAS A BIG CIRCUMFERENCE. IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BITE INTO A TRUCK TIRE, WHICH IS SO. DAMNED. SATISFYING. You always have to re-arrange this burger too, because all the veggies are chucked into the center and the mayo and ketchup is just slopped on top. But that's the beauty of it. It's a big sloppy dirty mess, but it tastes delicious. It's like eating your fat drunk uncle Rick.... except he tastes LIKE A DELICIOUS FLAME BROILED WHOPPER. The best part is that because it's so wide, the Whopper needs 2 cheese slices, because one is too small for this sexy babe. WHOPPERS: FUCK YEAH.
Okay... Onto the Buffalo Chicken Strips... GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU RUINED MY EXPERIENCE TODAY. YOU MADE ME FORGET ABOUT HOW AWESOME MY WHOPPER WAS, BECAUSE YOU WERE SO SHITTY. IT'S NOT OFTEN I DON'T FINISH SOMETHING... BUT I THREW YOU IN THE GARBAGE. The picture looked so amaaaaaaazing. It looked like the buffalo flavor was actually infused into the coating, and cooked with it. BUT NO! They took mediocre chicken strips, and poured AWFUL, NOT SPICY, COLD BUFFALO SAUCE ONTO THEM. It made the chicken cold, and this was some tasteless fucking garbage sauce. This made me so mad. Especially because BK's chicken sandwiches are usually delicious! I WAS EXPECTING MORE! LISTEN UP "THE KING"... QUIT BEING A MISLEADING KING. RULE YOUR TASTY KINGDOM WITH TASTINESS... NOT MISLEADING PICTURES AND INCONSISTENT CHICKEN. STICK TO WHOPPERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST.