Triple O's Original Cheeseburger

I swear I used to like Triple-O burgers! I'm not sure if something was changed, but somebody needs to call the texture police because this entire sandwich is SOFTER THAN DRAKE. Not possible you say? LET ME EXPLAIN. First off, we start with the meat. I'm not sure if it's ground very fine from the factory, but it has a very SOFT texture. The cheese slice is a SOFT processed cheese slice. Next, the tomato is just a tomato, SOFT as fuck as usual. The lettuce would be your final chance to add some crunch here, but instead of whole leaves, it's shredded lettuce, which again, is SOFT. The bun is a nice SOFT fresh baked bun, but since it's lacking sesame seeds, it AGAIN has not much texture. EVERY INGREDIENT I LISTED ON THIS BURGER IS SOFT, AND WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, IT'S LIKE BITING INTO A BURGER FLAVORED GIANT MARSHMALLOW. I'm serious. This burger was lacking in texture so much that I didn't even finish it. ME... FAST FOOD JOSH... DID NOT FINISH THIS BURGER. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. I'M FAST FOOD JOSH. I FUCKING FINISH BURGERS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...