Welp, I admit it... I've been jealous of USA for a long long time. They've got so many fast food places that WE DON'T. WHY NOT? WHAT THE HELL AMERICA!? ='( CARL'S JR, JACK IN THE BOX, POPEYE'S, SONIC, CHECKERS, DEL TACO, I could go on and on. Mind you, some of them are pretty horrible, and haven't made it across the border for a reason, BUT I'D STILL LIKE TO HAVE THE CHOICE! Regardless, we do have something that they don't, and that's Harvey's. Delicious. Burger King's all "Have it your way", but Harvey's fucking builds your burger in front of you, exactly how you want. It's magical. THIS BURGER IS NO DIFFERENT. IT'S MAGICAL. "Bacon Bacon?" you ask? YEAH!!! Regular bacon, AND BACK BACON, on a thick patty, on a crusty bun. WAAAAOOOW. IT'S GOT BACK BACON, AND IT'S CALLED THE GREAT CANADIAN? YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAND UP AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BEFORE YOU EAT THIS SHIT. You feel like a goddamn patriot. Take that america. This is a delicous burger, and you make it exactly how you want, with whatever you want on it, so it tastes the best. I highly recommend the Spicy Mesquite sauce. It's delish. Also, their poutine is off the chaaaaaain, and their chicken burgers are so good. If you don't eat at Harvey's, you're a chump-ass, busta-ass, canada hatin-ass, lookin-ass nigga.
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