So I'm sure you all have heard of the ten commandments. But what I'm sure you're unaware of, is that there are actaully eleven. The eleventh commandment states "Thou shalt not forget about Taco Bell" Yes, God went forth to write this commandment, after he found so many of his sheep to look past this holy grail that is Taco Bell. God went onto say "Thou shalt feast upon the Cheesy Gordita Crunch Combo, and behold! Your cup shalt runneth over with flavor! For it is a feast that shalt conquer ones hunger, and battle thy tastebuds." In other words, IT'S FUCKIN' GOOD. Alright, so you start with your Cheesy Gordita Crunch. This is a taco on steroids. You've got your basic beef, lettuce, and cheese on this taco; but they put this irresistable Gordita sauce on it that makes you wanna jizz. BUT IT GETS BETTER. Then, they take this taco, and wrap it with A SOFT THICK TORTILLA LINED WITH CHEESE. Like... It's soft, yet crunchy. Smoky, yet flavorful. POWERFUL, yet forgiving. Yes, this is a taco to end all tacos. But, to top it all off, this combo comes with FRIES SUPREME... FREE OF CHARGE. YEAH WTF IS RIGHT. Okay Bell... so what you're telling me is that, not only do I get the taco of taco's. BUT I GET THE FRIES UPGRADED TO SUPREME AT NO EXTRA PRICE. THIS DEAL MAKES MEXICANS AND JEWS HAPPY. Political correctness? PEACE BRO. MEXIJEWS UP IN THIS BITCH, MUNCHING THE BEST COMBO EVER. Oh yeeeah. You can't go wrong with Fries Supreme either. You've got tasty french fries, and then you load them up with beef, tomatoes, cheese sauce, sour cream and chives? THAT'S SO SUPREME. SHOVE IT INTO A COMBO WITH A GORDITA, AND YOU'VE JUST LANDED YOUR ROCKET SHIP ONTO TASTY PLANET. One small step for man, ONE GIANT STEP FOR TASTEKIND. BLAM.
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