Hell yeah Breakfast. Breakfast is way too good to not review the sandwiches. Except wait.. I haven't done that yet. What the hell why not Josh? FUCK I DUNNO, BUT IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST. The Croissan'wich is awesome. Pretty standard though. Most breakfast sandwiches are the same routine; sausage or bacon, with egg and cheese, on a buttered bun. It seems like the difference between restaurants is the bun. McDonalds does it on an English Muffin; classic. A&W does it on a burger bun; meh. But BK does it on a croissant... A FUCKING CROISSANT. CROISSANTS ARE DELICIOUS EVEN BY THEMSELF. Soft, flaky, frenchy, mmmmmmm... All warmed up filled with breakfasty shit makes this the tastiest sausage sandwich in my opinion. It's all about the Croissan'wiches. Sausage, Bacon, OR shaved ham, it's all good. The ham's nice if you want something a little leaner, except wait... I don't give a fuck about lean. I can eat as much fat as I want, because I always wash it down with a delcious DIET COKE. Yeah... It's diet, which not only means it tastes way better than than garbagey ass syrupy regular coke, BUT THE ASPARTAME ERASES ALL THE FAT. TRUST ME THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. I'M A SCIENTIST. (I failed grade 12 science) SUCK MY DICK SCIENCE CLAAAAAAAAASS. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY.
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