I don't care if it's premium, THIS SANDWICH IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND TASTES BLAND AND SUCKS ASS. The reason it makes me so upset too, is whenever they bring this limited time sandwich around, they always advertise it to bash the Filet-O-Fish. "Our Premium fish filet sandwich is made with 100% North Pacific Cod. Not like those other places, who don't tell you what kind of fish is going in your sandwich." BOO FUCKING HOO. WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF FISH IS GOING IN A DEEP FRIED FISH STICK. IT'S ALL WHITE FISH. AFTER IT GETS GOD DAMN BREADED, FRIED IN OIL, AND COVERED IN TARTAR SAUCE, YOU CAN'T TELL THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE. YOU CAN'T PICK UP TWO FRIED FISH PATTIES AND BE LIKE, "OH YEP THIS ONES POLLOCK, AND THIS ONES FUCKING COD". Actually. I bet newfies could tell the difference. BUT THEY DON'T COUNT. Seriously. Who cares if there's ten different types of fish in your fucking filet. It's not like it's going to make you sick. You don't go to a sushi bar and hear the waitress say, "Oh u betta be carefur customer-san. U can onree eat 1 type of fish a dayu." DOESN'T HAPPEN. FUCK YOU WENDY'S. Just trying to make MORE PEOPLE PARANOID ABOUT THE FILET-O-FISH. It sucks too, because this sandwich doesn't even hold up the "premium" name. It tastes so fucking bland. The tartar sauce is not as tangy, and there's barely any on there. Instead of tasty cheese, they give you boring lettuce, and the filet doesn't even taste seasoned. THIS SANDWICH SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS. If anybody out there has tried this sandwich, AND the Filet-O-Fish, and thinks that this one is better... let me know... bitch I'll kill you and your little brother.
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