McDonalds Spicy Thai McBistro
You know what? I'm getting kind of sick of this whole "McBistro" thing. This whole "McCafe" thing. This whole fucking "McDonalds is for grownups now" thing. It's lame, and they've completely succeeded with the entire grownup atmosphere. It's kind of sad. When's the last time you saw a Ronald McDonald statue, sitting on the bench next to you. Their main man Ronald, is hidden away now, in their past. Now, when you walk into McDonalds, it's McCafe ALL IN YOUR FACE. Try our new gourmet cappuccino! It feels like you're walking into a nice hotel, when you look at the interior design. A central fireplace. Flatscreen TV's with the news playing. Glass mosaic tiles decorate the neutral colored walls... I mean yeah it's kind of nice. But I miss all the bright cheesy colors. The Nintendo 64 game stations. The Cheeseburglar, and that fat purple fuck Grimace. But I also miss all those crazy McFood antics. McPizza! McSpaghetti! That weird non-carbonated "Orange Drink" that tasted like pure sugar! ALL GONE. WE'RE GROWN UPS NOW, AND WE LIKE BISTRO SANDWICHES, AND FANCY COFFEE. MAAAAAN FUCK THAT. Bring back the fun!!! The thing that makes me even more sad... is that as opposed as I am to this McBistro stuff... THIS SANDWICH IS OFF THE CHAIN. SERIOUSLY. IT'S ACUTALLY SPICY, BUT SUPER FLAVORFUL. This should definitely be a full time menu item. The sauce is a delicious sweet and spicy thai sauce. The cucumbers are extremely fresh and crunchy, and those red pepper crisps are a crazy thing I've never even had before! The bun is whole wheat, but soooo soft. Like really... This sandwich is so well put together. The tastes are in perfect harmony. McDonalds should put this on the menu full time, and call it something cheesy like the McThailand. Then, they should get rid of the entire fucking McCafe bullshit, paint the benches teal, yellow, and white again, bring back fucking RONALD MCDONALD, AND HAVE SOME FUN AGAIN. STOP TRYING TO TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY MCDONALDS. YOUR MASCOT IS A CLOWN.
UPDATE: This was reviewed on the crispy platform. I just ate one with the grilled chicken piece, and it was wack. Kinda tasted fishy? I dunno, maybe one of the filipino cooks had just used the grill to cook up some shrimp for lunch or something, but regardless... get the crispy one for maximum taste.