If you're a poor person, or a a hobolo, this is the combo for you. Both of these babies came off the VALUE MENU. These two items will ring you up under 4 bucks. CHUMP CHANGE. Hella tasty though. The JBC is a a true taste for value. $1.89 for beef, cheese, smoky bacon, fresh lettuce and tomato, creamy mayo, on a soft bun. SO CHEEEEEP. They're pretty damn good too. I still wish Wendy's would put mustard on their burgers but THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT ISSUE. MUSTARD IS AWESOME. WHY DO YOU IGNORE IT YOU REDHEADED FRECKLE FACE BITCH. IT BELONGS ON BURGERS... Ugh... Anyways. The Chili Cheese Nachos are delicious too. Gonna make you feel like a greaseball, but that's okay, YOU'RE POOR! YOU ARE A GREASEBALL! Eat this shit up. They use the same chili as, well... their chili. It's awesome. their cheese is just a cheese sauce. It's the same sauce they use on their cheesy cheddar burger, which is also on the value menu... SCORE! Apparently you're supposed to eat these nachos with your hands, but if you look at the picture, I dunno how the hell you're gonna eat that shit without a fork. Those nachos are SWIMMING IN CHEESE AND MEAT. IT'S GREAT. One thing though, is this might not fill you up. The value menus sandwiches are obviously pretty small. Nice thing is though, shits so cheap you can just get more. Unless you're actually poor, and you really only have 4 dollars. In that case, ask her for saltine crackers, THEY'RE FREE. PROTIP FOR BUMS.
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