Arby's something...
Okay, so I usually take pictures of things I eat and write about them later when I have time. Usually I remember everything about them, but this time, I forgot the name. It's like, a special item too, so it doesn't show on the Arby's website. What I do remember though, is that THIS SANDWICH WAS AWESOME. I wish I could remember the name damnit. It's roast beef, some peppercorn ranch sauce, and provolone or mozzarella, or swiss or something, and it's on a soft french baguette. I remember it's tasty as fuck though. Soft and creamy and chewy and meaty and cheezy. The bun is perfectly toasted too. It's probably called something like Ranch Roast Beef Baguette or something. I dunno, go find it yourself. The curly fries were fucking amazing this time, as they usually are. I remember my first review on Arby's sucked, because somebody working there was a jackass. This time, everything was awesome, but I can't remember the name. ALSO, this picture makes me realize that I reaaaaaally need a new camera. My phone sucks, and my pictures always look dark and washed out. This makes this sandwich look like rotting flesh. FUCK, I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY READS THIS, AND TAKES ANY ADVICE. Clearly I'm the worst food reviewer ever. HEY PEOPLE, HERE'S A HORRIBLE PICTURE OF FOOD THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY IT. Holy shit. SOME MAJOR IMPROVEMENTS NEED TO HAPPEN HERE FOR THE NEW YEAR. This is the worst review ever lol. If anybody still actually takes my advice though, go to arby's and figure out what this sandwich is called. It's DELISHUS.

Burger King Sausage Croissan'wich
Hell yeah Breakfast. Breakfast is way too good to not review the sandwiches. Except wait.. I haven't done that yet. What the hell why not Josh? FUCK I DUNNO, BUT IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST. The Croissan'wich is awesome. Pretty standard though. Most breakfast sandwiches are the same routine; sausage or bacon, with egg and cheese, on a buttered bun. It seems like the difference between restaurants is the bun. McDonalds does it on an English Muffin; classic. A&W does it on a burger bun; meh. But BK does it on a croissant... A FUCKING CROISSANT. CROISSANTS ARE DELICIOUS EVEN BY THEMSELF. Soft, flaky, frenchy, mmmmmmm... All warmed up filled with breakfasty shit makes this the tastiest sausage sandwich in my opinion. It's all about the Croissan'wiches. Sausage, Bacon, OR shaved ham, it's all good. The ham's nice if you want something a little leaner, except wait... I don't give a fuck about lean. I can eat as much fat as I want, because I always wash it down with a delcious DIET COKE. Yeah... It's diet, which not only means it tastes way better than than garbagey ass syrupy regular coke, BUT THE ASPARTAME ERASES ALL THE FAT. TRUST ME THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. I'M A SCIENTIST. (I failed grade 12 science) SUCK MY DICK SCIENCE CLAAAAAAAAASS. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY.

Harvey's Great Canadian Bacon Bacon Burger
Welp, I admit it... I've been jealous of USA for a long long time. They've got so many fast food places that WE DON'T. WHY NOT? WHAT THE HELL AMERICA!? ='( CARL'S JR, JACK IN THE BOX, POPEYE'S, SONIC, CHECKERS, DEL TACO, I could go on and on. Mind you, some of them are pretty horrible, and haven't made it across the border for a reason, BUT I'D STILL LIKE TO HAVE THE CHOICE! Regardless, we do have something that they don't, and that's Harvey's. Delicious. Burger King's all "Have it your way", but Harvey's fucking builds your burger in front of you, exactly how you want. It's magical. THIS BURGER IS NO DIFFERENT. IT'S MAGICAL. "Bacon Bacon?" you ask? YEAH!!! Regular bacon, AND BACK BACON, on a thick patty, on a crusty bun. WAAAAOOOW. IT'S GOT BACK BACON, AND IT'S CALLED THE GREAT CANADIAN? YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAND UP AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BEFORE YOU EAT THIS SHIT. You feel like a goddamn patriot. Take that america. This is a delicous burger, and you make it exactly how you want, with whatever you want on it, so it tastes the best. I highly recommend the Spicy Mesquite sauce. It's delish. Also, their poutine is off the chaaaaaain, and their chicken burgers are so good. If you don't eat at Harvey's, you're a chump-ass, busta-ass, canada hatin-ass, lookin-ass nigga.

Taco Bell Cheesy Gordita Crunch Combo
So I'm sure you all have heard of the ten commandments. But what I'm sure you're unaware of, is that there are actaully eleven. The eleventh commandment states "Thou shalt not forget about Taco Bell" Yes, God went forth to write this commandment, after he found so many of his sheep to look past this holy grail that is Taco Bell. God went onto say "Thou shalt feast upon the Cheesy Gordita Crunch Combo, and behold! Your cup shalt runneth over with flavor! For it is a feast that shalt conquer ones hunger, and battle thy tastebuds." In other words, IT'S FUCKIN' GOOD. Alright, so you start with your Cheesy Gordita Crunch. This is a taco on steroids. You've got your basic beef, lettuce, and cheese on this taco; but they put this irresistable Gordita sauce on it that makes you wanna jizz. BUT IT GETS BETTER. Then, they take this taco, and wrap it with A SOFT THICK TORTILLA LINED WITH CHEESE. Like... It's soft, yet crunchy. Smoky, yet flavorful. POWERFUL, yet forgiving. Yes, this is a taco to end all tacos. But, to top it all off, this combo comes with FRIES SUPREME... FREE OF CHARGE. YEAH WTF IS RIGHT. Okay Bell... so what you're telling me is that, not only do I get the taco of taco's. BUT I GET THE FRIES UPGRADED TO SUPREME AT NO EXTRA PRICE. THIS DEAL MAKES MEXICANS AND JEWS HAPPY. Political correctness? PEACE BRO. MEXIJEWS UP IN THIS BITCH, MUNCHING THE BEST COMBO EVER. Oh yeeeah. You can't go wrong with Fries Supreme either.  You've got tasty french fries, and then you load them up with beef, tomatoes, cheese sauce, sour cream and chives? THAT'S SO SUPREME. SHOVE IT INTO A COMBO WITH A GORDITA, AND YOU'VE JUST LANDED YOUR ROCKET SHIP ONTO TASTY PLANET. One small step for man, ONE GIANT STEP FOR TASTEKIND. BLAM.

Dairy Queen's Flamethrower Burger
Dairy Queen, oh Dairy Queen... Her Majesty the Dairy Queen. How art thou so sweet, yet so spicy? Yes... in my head, there is a Fast Food Kingdom, and it is ruled by the king himself, Burger King, and his queen, the Dairy Queen. Burger King rules the kingdom with his firm fist of POWERFUL OVERSIZED WHOPPERS, and the Queen lightens up the mood with her DELICIOUS ICE CREAM TREATS. With this balance, the kingdom stays quite happy. However... the queen has a dark naughty side, and the proof is in the Flamethrower. Although this sandwich isn't extremely spicy, it's got enough kick to leave some heat on your tongue. This is surprising as you don't usually get spicy burgers from fast food joints, especially from a place that makes sweet creamy treats all day. It's nice too, because it's not just hot sauce added to a burger, but it's a unique spicy creamy sauce that envelops the burger with mouthwatering flavor. Every bite feels like a punch to your mouth, in a good way. Spice is always the best when it's accompanied by lots of flavor, and the Queen DELIVERS. Flame-sauce, pepper jack cheese, thick jalapeno bacon, juicy beef patty, and fresh lettuce and tomato, make a lovely burger. My mouth is watering right now just thinking about it. The nice thing too, is if you eat this at DQ, and you get too much spice in your gob, you can cool down with a cold, amazing blizzard... OMG MY MOUTH IS JUST WATERING SO BAD RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT TO GO GET THIS RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE DQ IS FUCKED AND ISN'T OPEN ALL NIGHT LIKE MCDONALDS IS. MCDONALDS HAS MCFLURRIES BUT THEY'RE HORSESHIT COMPARED TO BLIZZARDS, AND THEY DON'T MAKE ANYTHING CLOSE TO A FLAMETHROWER BURGER. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. I HAVE TO STOP WRITING THESE SO LATE AT NIGHT OR I'M GOING TO KEEP EATING THIS STUFF BEFORE BED AND TURN INTO A GIANT FATASS. =( Gosh darn... Sorry... Go get this burger though. It's a keeper.