Tim Horton's Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Alright so I normally don't do Timmies, because to me; it doesn't really fit into the "fast food" status. I mean, yeah... they got a drive thru and your food comes in paper bags and shit... but it's mostly a coffee/donut shop, although they do have a lot of food selections. I dunno. they're kind of fast food. Fuckin decide on your own JESUS. Anyways... This is the first time they've ventured into a burger-style sandwich. Crispy chicken filet on a round bun? That's a mah-fuckin chicken burger Tims. And all I gotta say is WHAT THE FUCK. REAL GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION YOU CANADIAN IDIOTS. This sandwich is so fucking shitty it pisses me off. I mean, the bun and the veggies and all that shit are fine. It's hard for a bakery to fuck up a bun, realtalk. But hot fuck, the piece of chicken RUINS EVERYTHING MOM, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. You know when your mom was like, gonna make chicken fingers at home in the oven, and you were like fuck... I hate those... but your mom is like wtf Billy, you love them at Burger King. Well that's because there's a big difference. Chicken strips at fast food are white meat (mostly), and deep fried to get em crispy and juicy... But OVEN CHICKEN FINGERS ARE WACK... They're always that shitty ass meat breaded in fucking brown gravel, and then stuck in the oven to evaporate any juices that were left over, and they taste like how an oven smells. THEY SUCK. Well this is what that tastes like. CHEAP OVEN CHICKEN RETARD FINGERS IN A BUN. Tim; The reason why you can't do this, is because you're a fucking donut shop. You DON'T have fryers. You DON'T have a grill. You've got fucking microwaves, toasters, soup-keep-warmers, and an oven for baking half-baked donuts. Stick to food that can be prepared there. Don't even bother getting fryers or grills either because your employees are mostly too retarded to use those. Anybody ever order a bagel from Tims? HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR FUCKING CREAM CHEESE SPREAD AROUND PROPERLY? PROBABLY NOT. UGH I'M SO MAD. FUCK YOU TIM HORTON.