Alright, so if you've read my previous post about the McDonald's Steak and Egg Bagel, you'll know that I HATED IT. It was awful. But... not exactly because of the steak. I hated it because their bagels are always HARD AS FUCK like Ghostface Killa, but not in a good way. If I remember, I enjoyed the steak part; but only after removing it from the bagel. I said if they woulda put it in their english muffin or something, it'd be good. WELP, they brought it back again with their shitty bagel, but also in wrap form! Unfortunately it's BLAND AS FUCK like a Toyota Camry. Even the steak part is fucking lame. It just tastes like a piece of burger patty. It's definitely not just regular ground beef... But it doesn't taste as good as last time. I imagine last time it was better simply because of the STEAK SAUCE... WHICH THEY DON'T PUT ON THIS. Instead, they put this basic ass caesar sauce, and throw some fucking lettuce, parmesan, and their signature "hard as fucking plastic with no goddamn taste" bacon. Seriously. McDonalds has no idea what the fuck bacon is. Their bacon is the worst bacon ever like, holy shit. HOW DOES AN AMERICAN LEGEND FUCK UP THE THING THAT MAKES YOU ALL SO FUCKING FAT. LEARN BACON. Also... Stay the fuck away from steak until you learn to use it. Both of your steak items are hella shitty. Stupid ass clown. Stick to your delicious cheeseburgers.
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