This is how to treat Subway.

Harvey's Fish Sandwich
Well here's another fucking bland attempt at a fish sandwich. This sucks. Just like Wendy's, you're all hyped up on it being some fancy ass "North Atlantic Cod", but I'd rather drown in the North Atlantic than eat this sandwich again. I didn't even take a real picture of it because I don't wanna hurt your eyes, damn... For real though, no hate Harvs. It actually looked just like this. It was all fresh and good quality just like Harvey's always is; but there's just no flavor. It seems to be the issue every time a fast food place, other than McDonalds, tries a fish sandwich. BK's is alright actually, but still not amazing. Wendy's was wack too. So I really can't sit here and hate on Harvey's right now, because it's all of ya'll that can't do it (except you Ronald)... Maybe it's actually a science on how to make a good fish sandwich... And everybody knows you gotta go to school to become a scientist... Which means that Ronald McDonald must be a scientist in order to have perfected the fish sandwich... And he's also A CLOWN....Which means he must have went to CLOWN COLLEGE... WHICH MEANS THAT WENDY, AND HARVEY, AND THE KING HIMSELF MUST ENROLL IN FUCKING CLOWN COLLEGE IN ORDER TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE A GOOD FISH SANDWICH... DO IT NOW YA BUSTA ASSES.

Tim Horton's Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Alright so I normally don't do Timmies, because to me; it doesn't really fit into the "fast food" status. I mean, yeah... they got a drive thru and your food comes in paper bags and shit... but it's mostly a coffee/donut shop, although they do have a lot of food selections. I dunno. they're kind of fast food. Fuckin decide on your own JESUS. Anyways... This is the first time they've ventured into a burger-style sandwich. Crispy chicken filet on a round bun? That's a mah-fuckin chicken burger Tims. And all I gotta say is WHAT THE FUCK. REAL GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION YOU CANADIAN IDIOTS. This sandwich is so fucking shitty it pisses me off. I mean, the bun and the veggies and all that shit are fine. It's hard for a bakery to fuck up a bun, realtalk. But hot fuck, the piece of chicken RUINS EVERYTHING MOM, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. You know when your mom was like, gonna make chicken fingers at home in the oven, and you were like fuck... I hate those... but your mom is like wtf Billy, you love them at Burger King. Well that's because there's a big difference. Chicken strips at fast food are white meat (mostly), and deep fried to get em crispy and juicy... But OVEN CHICKEN FINGERS ARE WACK... They're always that shitty ass meat breaded in fucking brown gravel, and then stuck in the oven to evaporate any juices that were left over, and they taste like how an oven smells. THEY SUCK. Well this is what that tastes like. CHEAP OVEN CHICKEN RETARD FINGERS IN A BUN. Tim; The reason why you can't do this, is because you're a fucking donut shop. You DON'T have fryers. You DON'T have a grill. You've got fucking microwaves, toasters, soup-keep-warmers, and an oven for baking half-baked donuts. Stick to food that can be prepared there. Don't even bother getting fryers or grills either because your employees are mostly too retarded to use those. Anybody ever order a bagel from Tims? HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR FUCKING CREAM CHEESE SPREAD AROUND PROPERLY? PROBABLY NOT. UGH I'M SO MAD. FUCK YOU TIM HORTON. 

McDonalds Steak 'N Caesar McWrap
Alright, so if you've read my previous post about the McDonald's Steak and Egg Bagel, you'll know that I HATED IT. It was awful. But... not exactly because of the steak. I hated it because their bagels are always HARD AS FUCK like Ghostface Killa, but not in a good way. If I remember, I enjoyed the steak part; but only after removing it from the bagel. I said if they woulda put it in their english muffin or something, it'd be good. WELP, they brought it back again with their shitty bagel, but also in wrap form! Unfortunately it's BLAND AS FUCK like a Toyota Camry. Even the steak part is fucking lame. It just tastes like a piece of burger patty. It's definitely not just regular ground beef... But it doesn't taste as good as last time. I imagine last time it was better simply because of the STEAK SAUCE... WHICH THEY DON'T PUT ON THIS. Instead, they put this basic ass caesar sauce, and throw some fucking lettuce, parmesan, and their signature "hard as fucking plastic with no goddamn taste" bacon. Seriously. McDonalds has no idea what the fuck bacon is. Their bacon is the worst bacon ever like, holy shit. HOW DOES AN AMERICAN LEGEND FUCK UP THE THING THAT MAKES YOU ALL SO FUCKING FAT. LEARN BACON. Also... Stay the fuck away from steak until you learn to use it. Both of your steak items are hella shitty. Stupid ass clown. Stick to your delicious cheeseburgers.