Well I'm not too sure why I haven't posted in this blog for 2 months... Maybe I got bored of it... Maybe I forgot... Who fuckin cares though because I'm back with a DOOZY. That's right, a FUCKING DOOZY. I've never used that word in my entire fucking life, and this sandwich deserves the title. IT'S STRAIGHT UP DISGUSTING. I've never met a fast food burger that I couldn't finish, due to taste, but HERE IT IS. Firstly, I don't know if you've had pulled pork before, but it's pretty damn good. It's suposed to look like uneven strips and strands of pork slathered in BBQ sauce. It's amazing. This, however, IS A SLOPPY PORK PUCK. It's pork and sauce that's been smushed into some sort of slab, and then for some reason, they put MORE bbq sauce on it, and this fucking weird ass yellow "cool creamy" sauce. This makes it so drippy and sloppy, it makes you feel like you're CHEWING PUDDING. Also, WHAT IN THE FUCK IS COOL CREAMY SAUCE. DID YOU GUYS HAVE A FLAVOR IN MIND? IS IT MADE OF SOMETHING? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. IT LOOKS LIKE HOMER SIMPSON'S JIZZ. Honestly, the flavors coming from this burger are alright, and it's put onto their awesome new bun (which can be found on their chicken sandwiches now), BUT THE TEXTURE AND THE SLOP JUST DOESN'T FLY MAN. Also, the sweet potato fries are pretty much just "average". That's the only word to describe them. I mean... I'll give Kudos to the King for trying out something completely left field. I've never seen any other fast food pulled pork; but that's probably because they couldn't make it work. Guess what Burger King, NEITHER CAN YOU. THIS IS GOD AWFUL. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE. =(
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