KFC Big Crunch Tower
I forgot to take a picture of this sandwich, so I had to use this photo. The reason why I forgot, is because I WAS SO EXCITED. This sandwich is BIG AND BEAUTIFUL. Oh lord does it deliver as well. The picture above is the standard version, but I got the ZINGER version, which is their spicy zinger sauce in place of the mayo. I have to say, I have not been so impressed in a while. They took a regular Big Crunch, and added ketchup, cheese, AND A HASHBROWN PATTY. YEAH... Wasn't expecting that. I also wasn't expecting how well it would acutally compliment everything. There is so much texture going on in here. So much flavor. So much everything. For some reason though, it's not TOO much to finish. It's perfect! You'd think all the fried food and creamy sauce would be way too rich... and it should be... but it isn't. MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE MAN. This sandwich is up there with the Double Down and the Cheddar Bacon Uncle Burger. This sandwich is so good it makes me want to rap about it... UH... Yeah... Drop the beat son... Yo, yo, yo... This sandwich rules, you better fuckin eat it fools, Big Crunch Tower bitch, gonna make you lose your cools. Motherfuckin Chicken has a hat of Hashbrown, tastes so good, You better bring your cash down! KFC bitch, gonna own the human race, Colonel Sanders out his grave, gonna PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. PEACE. I'M OUT. TELL THAT EMINEM CHUMP 8 MILE SUCKED MY DICK. WORD.
^WHOA. THIS GUY'S A FUCKIN' IDIOT^
Can't believe I just reviewed that piece of shit twice, because I'm too retarded to look at the last thing I posted. HURR DURR. Thank god nobody actually reads this shit.
BK's Pulled Pork Sandwich w/ Sweet Potato Fries
Well I'm not too sure why I haven't posted in this blog for 2 months... Maybe I got bored of it... Maybe I forgot... Who fuckin cares though because I'm back with a DOOZY. That's right, a FUCKING DOOZY. I've never used that word in my entire fucking life, and this sandwich deserves the title. IT'S STRAIGHT UP DISGUSTING. I've never met a fast food burger that I couldn't finish, due to taste, but HERE IT IS. Firstly, I don't know if you've had pulled pork before, but it's pretty damn good. It's suposed to look like uneven strips and strands of pork slathered in BBQ sauce. It's amazing. This, however, IS A SLOPPY PORK PUCK. It's pork and sauce that's been smushed into some sort of slab, and then for some reason, they put MORE bbq sauce on it, and this fucking weird ass yellow "cool creamy" sauce. This makes it so drippy and sloppy, it makes you feel like you're CHEWING PUDDING. Also, WHAT IN THE FUCK IS COOL CREAMY SAUCE. DID YOU GUYS HAVE A FLAVOR IN MIND? IS IT MADE OF SOMETHING? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. IT LOOKS LIKE HOMER SIMPSON'S JIZZ. Honestly, the flavors coming from this burger are alright, and it's put onto their awesome new bun (which can be found on their chicken sandwiches now), BUT THE TEXTURE AND THE SLOP JUST DOESN'T FLY MAN. Also, the sweet potato fries are pretty much just "average". That's the only word to describe them. I mean... I'll give Kudos to the King for trying out something completely left field. I've never seen any other fast food pulled pork; but that's probably because they couldn't make it work. Guess what Burger King, NEITHER CAN YOU. THIS IS GOD AWFUL. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE. =(
