McDonalds Steak 'n Egg Bagel
Okay, so this is the second part to my double-poster today. Also, to tell the truth I ate this like, a week ago, so I don't have my own picture. Unlike the McBites, this looks NOTHING like the picture. But I remember everything about it because IT WAS HORRIBLE. Oh man... Okay... So, I had my doubts about getting steak from McDonalds, but whatever, I like to try new items whenever available. So I ordered this and after getting it, I head into my van to eat it. I open this shit up, and bite it and my teeth almost fell out. I don't know what the fuck McDonalds used to cook their bagels, but they turn into cement. Like, this sandwich wouldn't even be so bad if it wasn't served in between two ceramic tiles. It's exactly like their BLT bagel. I dunno how that's a permanent item because only idiots buy that shit. ANYWAYS BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND. After hurting my mouth on the bagel, I decide to eat just the toppings. I open it up, and contrary to the picture, the steak part is like, a third of the size. It was tasty though, had steak sauce on it, and like, 4 sauteed onions; not enough but whatever. The cheese was cheesy, and the folded egg thing was gross by itself. This thing whole sandwich was fucking stupid actually. Thank god it's limited time only cause I don't wanna see it on the menu anymore. Seriously, if they just like, put the steak puck and the onions on their McMuffin platform, it would be delicious. The McMuffin eggs are real and good, and the english muffin has always had an awesome texture. BUT UNTIL THEY TAKE MY ADVICE, DON'T EAT THIS SHIT. Unless you like really hard bagels, then eat it you dummy.