Saturday, May 31, 2014


Arby's Smokehouse Brisket Sandwich
I originally wasn't going to write anything in here again because nobody reads it lol... BUT. WHEN I BIT INTO THIS SANDWICH, I KNEW I HAD TO SPREAD THE WORD TO THE FEW PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS... BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FUCKING EAT THIS SANDWICH RIGHT NOW. Whatever useless shit you're doing right now, you need to stop it, and go get this sandwich. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH TO A BABY. TELL YOUR HUSBAND OR BABY DADDY TO GO GET YOU THIS SANDWICH. You'll be so fucking blown away by the taste, that when the baby pops out, YOU'LL NAME IT ARBY. Honestly... This brisket is actually smoked for 13 hours. That's some fancy smokehouse bullshit! The meat is so juicy and smoky and tender it's amazing. But to make it better, they cover it with crunchy fried onions, creamy mayo and tangy BBQ sauce, and then drop that sexy meat onto THE SOFTEST brioche bun you ever did eat. THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. This is one of the best sandwiches I have ever eaten. Don't deny yourself of this privilege, or you will hate yourself forever. I'M THINKING ARBY'S MOTHERFUCKER. I am gonna go eat another one omg.