Mucho Burrito Chorizo Burrito
Holy shit I feel like I just ate a mexican baby. MUCHO BURRITO is a literal term. I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING. IT'S THE SAME CIRCUMFERENCE AS MY DIET DP. I probably have black beans still in my esophagus. They have nowhere to go... I'M GONNA POP. This is only the medium too. Like wtf. It weighs like 2 pounds. ANYWAYS. Not only is it big, but it's fucking delicious. Mucho Burrito is so legit, goddamn. It's like Subway, but not a bunch of fuckhead sandwich fartists serving second-hand-meat, garbagefuck green not-ripe tomatoes, overcooked microwaved bread, AND WHY DO SUBWAYS CUPS MAKE ALL YOUR DRINKS TASTE LIKE THE WAY THEIR AIR SMELLS...FUCK I HATE SUBWAY... Whoa... Kay, back on point. It's like Subway in the sense that you get to choose everything end to end. Small to XL, white/brown tortilla, white/seasoned rice, black/brown beans, which salsa, and which delicious...MARINATED...SLOW COOKED MEAT. Oh man. I had the Chorizo and it was damn good. You get to make it however you want, and they put it together perfectly. Like... For a burrito that looks, and weighs similar to a cruise missile, it's doesn't explode like one. Front to back, it never fell apart once. The only thing explosive about this was the flavor (LOL CHEESY PUN). But really, there's a reason why Mucho Burrito has been opening up more locations all over. This blows Taco Time out of the water. Never Taco Bell though... But only because Taco Bell is like it's own genre of food; Americanized Mexican. Like... Taco Bell is nothing like any food you'd get in mexico lol. BUT THAT'S WHY WE LOVE IT. DORITOS LOCOS TACO??? THAT IS LOCO, COMPADRE! So I mean, if you got a Taco Bell craving, this won't quench that thirst... But if you want authentic tasting mexican fast food, go here man. I think the only reason to go to Taco Time now, is for their amazing Crisp Meat Burrito; and also because there's a lot more locations. MUCHO BURRITO THO... If you get the chance, go here and eat. Order a small burrito though because they're filling as fuck. You gotta be like... John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell put together, to finish the XL burrito (LOL, HALF THE CAST OF THAT HORRIBLE FLINTSTONES MOVIE) God damn that was a bad movie...